I had just left the grocery store and finished loading the bags into my car, when a milf parked her car and walked up. She offered to take my shopping cart for me, as she was heading into the store anyway.
Our grocery store is known for having carts with misaligned wheels, which are a pain in the ass to push, and/or make a whole bunch of racket when being pushed through the store. This one, however, hadn’t given me any problems. So, as I pushed it toward her, I commented, “Straight and true!”
As an afterthought, I added, “I wish I could say, ‘…like me’…”
She frowned as she took the cart, and said, “Oh, you’re not straight? That’s too bad. The divorce just became final last week!”
“Wait, I didn’t mean…!” I said desperately.
“No judgment here,” she called back as she walked into the store…
…always consider your words carefully.